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U,S, Constitution for Sale – Original – eBay (item 270278962494 end time Sep-29-08 19:20:14 PDT)

America is having a fire sale! We’ve dusted off all our old documents we’re not using anymore and this includes the U.S. Constitution. Due to the forced bailouts of private companies by the U.S. taxpayer we can no longer afford the storage of our documents. Our loss can be your gain!

Written in 1787 and drafted mainly by James Madison it is now only on display as a quaint relic. Notice the detailed handwriting presenting the noble concepts conveniently ignored by the Federal government. Use it as a patch to block cold wind from blowing in! Have it be a conversational piece in your home! Use it as a bookmark! Don’t like the Tenth Admendment? Forget about it and write your own! The possibilities are literally endless. Act now and we will throw in the Federalist Papers for free! Shipping is free! No refunds and no returns. Trust us, we don’t use it anymore!

Please pay in EUROS only since the dollar will soon be worthless. Or an alternate method using the Biblical bartering system. Goats accepted.

U,S, Constitution for Sale – Original – eBay (item 270278962494 end time Sep-29-08 19:20:14 PDT)

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6 Responses

  1. Let's Talk says:

    “Please pay in EUROS only since the dollar will soon be worthless. Or an alternate method using the Biblical bartering system. Goats accepted.”

    Now that was a great touch.

  2. Floyd says:

    LOL,,I thought so to my friend, saw this on e-bay and could not resist blogging it.

  3. Andrew Gray says:

    I was the one who put it on there. My original intention was to put it up and send it to about 20 friends before ebay would yank it. To my surprise they did not and apparantly I hit a couple thousand nerves. Thanks for noticing.

  4. floyd says:

    Thanks for putting it up Andrew, I am surprised e-bay did not yank it down also, it slipped by them.

  5. boomergrl49 says:

    I love the questions, especially the one from Thomas Jefferson!

  6. floyd says:

    Me to Beth, I am surprised this slipped through e-bay like Andrew said he was the guy who actually put it up there, but the hard reality is our constitution has taken a hit during this administration.

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